I do like NFFD, I have a story which will turn up sometime after 12.00 a.m. as part of this
Friday, 21 June 2013
Thursday, 20 June 2013
Wednesday, 5 June 2013
‘Abba Zaba, zooooooooooooooooooo’.
The Captain’s voice wails over the cracked-bell tones of the guitar. The sky is his blue million miles, today: as it will be tomorrow, the day after and – most likely – the day after that. Much as I love Beefheart, I play this music loud for my neighbours. Don’t get me wrong, I like ABBA too: but music is for more than background. There’s nostalgia too, if I remember rightly. More than that, though, there’s the mad, the individual, the ‘I’m-going-to-create-my-stuff-and-I-don’t-care-if-no-one-in-Poughkeepsie-buys-it’ attitude that marks out the truly great from the merely very good.
If I see someone in the bar the next day, they may ask me ‘What the hell was that?’ If it is Beefheart that they have been enjoying, I tell them it’s the sound of the Blues written by Bulgakov or Dada-ists. It stops the conversation and it’s easy to read their minds from the look on their faces.
But perhaps they have a point. Anyone creative – a writer, for example – can point to Beefheart or Cage or Picasso or Van Gogh and say that everyone laughed at them and look what happened. Everyone creative – this writer, for example – can also say to themselves ‘Yeah, well they were every one a genius whereas…’
So, write what you know? Write what they want? Or write what you must? As for the last of those options:
‘Sho’ Nuff ‘N’Yes I Do’
Tuesday, 4 June 2013
I have travelled to the edge of the map. Past distant Helleconia itself: my sextant swept the stars for clues, until the sky overhead became relentless black.
The Captain looked out, seeing nothing but shining sea. He ordered full sheets at the masts and more coal to the boilers.
‘Now we’ll know,’ he coughed into his ‘kerchief adding new red stains.
The Captain laughed and one brass button fell to the deck, falling between the planks, ‘I believe so; but will it matter? Whom will we tell?’
We had left Tyre months before.There were fewer of us now.
‘Not one dragon seen,’ I said.
‘Folk tales for children,’ he replied.
The Boatswain appeared at the Fo’csle, breathless; ‘Two more a-swooned, sure to fade soon, Cap’n’
‘Have you a watch, man?’ The Captain barely looked at him.
‘Well, time the disappearing then!’
The Boatswain scampered toward the bow, and I opened the Ship’s Log at that day’s date.
‘How long for the first?’
‘If it was the first, a day and a night. We had just crossed the Stygian Gulf, 3 months since, Captain.’
‘And these two, how long?’
‘The last one was transparent in a quarter-hour.’
One day later we reached the edge of the map. The Captain set course along the edge, expending the last of the coal. One week later, only the Captain and I remained. I could see the wheel behind him and he smiled, ‘And the Navigator is the last? Go home, sir, go home.’
We got the ship turned about before he himself disappeared. I am less than half-way to Tyre and I can see the writing in the ship’s log through my hand. I know the ship will arrive crew-less with only this paper-and-ink witness to the tale.